Somewhere out in the middle of the vas ocean was a pelipper sitting inside of an inner tube, grinning smugly as a pair of young human children struggled inside his beak, desperately trying to escape.

“Sometimes you've got to wonder: What kind of nitwit parents leave their kids all by themselves in the middle of nowhere for weeks, months, or even years on end?

I don't know, but son of a Salazzle, you see it all the time! Little tiny kids -- schoolkids, bug catchers, campers, even preschoolers -- all by themselves in the middle of the wild, regardless of the difficulty of the terrain or the level of the wild Pokemon, day in and day out, like their parents told them 'We'll be right back' and they still believe that.

So you know what? Screw you Mr. & Mrs. AWOL. Little Ray and Dory are now where you will never, ever find them: Inside their new daddy.^^ “