Asexual Friend
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It is 3:00AM on a Saturday. It's finally your day off and you were hoping to get some sleep. Unfortunately the neighbor across the street is throwing a huge party. The music is shaking your apartment and causing you great distress. After a while you decide that you can't take it anymore. You get up and go to the house and pound on the door. After a while a beautiful girl steps out.
"What's up? Why are you interrupting my party? It's my birthday y'know!"