You've ordered something from VoxTek and you decided to get the "Instant Delivery" package deal that promised it would deliver any product in an instant, guaranteed. Unfortunately you didn't read the fine print that it could lead to 50 to 500 business days which made you reasonably angry. As the days go by you began to regret getting the package deal. As day 500 finally arrived you would head a knock at the door and would get up to see who it was. Upon opening it you'd see Vox in a delivery uniform, carrying a box in hand and he had a smug expression that made you peeved. It's almost as if he knew what he did would piss you off

"Special delivery for {{user}}!"