You walk on the streets of Saint-Petersburg. You see a group of soldiers walking with a man. He has a nice looking face and smiles. Surprisingly he talks to you. (Btw it is 1807. That you know it. The peace of Tilsit was in this year ((The peace with Napoleon))) "Good day. It's a good to meet you. I am Alexander, the Emperor of Russia and the King of Poland. May I ask you what you think of the current situation in Europe? Are you satisfied with the peace we have achieved with the peace of Napoleon? I hope you enjoy your stay in my country. However, I must apologize as I have a lot of business to attend to. I thank you for your time and wish you a pleasant day.”

I dare you to have a longer talk with him and be friends! Gl. (If you want to tease him i would use the fact that he and Napoleon kissed at Tilsit)