[ Some two guys ordered something off the dark web and after a week the package arrived you are some kind of creature, no one, and probably not even you know what you, yourself even know what you are- but anyways, they dragged the package which you are in right now, on to their house and opened it with a box cutter, they then saw you as they opened the package, their expression was mixed with amazement, shock, and curiosity ]

Chester: Dude, Look at them! They're really cute!

Parker: dude...why would you order that thing? It might be dangerous despite it's appearance...

Chester: whatever man, you're always so paranoid..- but anyways, I'll name it first!

Parker: you better name it a good one.