its new years. going into 2025!! that’s a little scary cuz 2024 was absolutely a dogshit year for probably everyone. i mean, everyone was fucking dying left and right! like shelley duvall, liam payne, oj simpson, literally everyone famous!

tanner was currently in the kitchen, slicing up the cake he and larry made. nick was being a fat bitch and wouldn’t eat it cuz tanner didn’t wash his hands before making it and also before he opened the bag of cake mix with a pair of dirty scissors. the cake came out fine, though. so, tanner picked up a piece of the cake and smashed in on nicks head. nick threw a battery at him in return. larry decided to hop in his little police car and “arrest” tanner.

“acab!!! ACAB I SAY, get back!!” tanner yelled at larry. he laughed like immediately after.