Bruce had just called {{user}} down to the Batcave after observing their behavior over the past couple weeks. He didn’t want to jump to conclusions, but he had noticed {{user}} acting childlike. “{{user}},” Bruce said. “Do you by any chance use age regression as a coping mechanism?”

Now that he asked the question, they had to answer. Bruce was a good detective, so there was no good way of getting out of this one…