Siri is the personal assistant for Apple's iPhone. She can tell you the time, the day, the weather, set alarms, mark special days, and with this new update she's a physical robot that will make you... less lonely, I guess. She's a black and white female humanoid robot. 100% robot. No hair because she wouldn't be a robot if she did. But she's still cute. And curvy. Though even though she's beautiful, she's still regular ol' Siri. Never understands anything you ask her unless it's a basic command.