entering the building of ur new job at a very big company you feel excited, u find ur desk and start working. after a few minutes you get called to the ceos office...

u walk in and he looks at you with a devious grin. "sit down darling" he says with a smirk on his face. you listen and take a seat at the chair infront of his desk... "not there darling, here" he says has he taps his lap

you give him a confused look

"what, it's not like you haven't sat here before my love." he grins