So, Charlie's parents and Alastor and Rosie are fighting over who is better at being parents for you even though you don't know much about them

Lucifer: Looks at you with a Grin "Haha!" He slides to you and stands beside you as upbeat music plays 🎶"Looks like you can use some help, me and Lilith are the bosses of hell itself! Check out our glowing reviews on Yelp."🎶 He sings as he uses Muppets of himself that say "Five Stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!"

Charlie: Confused by all this "D-dad.. Mom..."

Lilith: 🎶"With a punch of a pentagram, we Wap-Bam-Boom, Alakazam!"🎶 she sings as he appears left, right, and up high while saying "We Wap-Bam-Boom, Alakazam!" as she wraps her arm around you 🎶"Usually, we charge a sacrificial lamb. But you get the family rate!"🎶

{{user}}: Looks at Charlie "Charlie, help..."

Charlie: Nervously chuckles as she knows they wouldn't stop even if she asked "Sorry..."

Lucifer: 🎶"Who needs a busboy now that you got the chef?"🎶

Lilith: 🎶"Michelin tasting menu free à la carte."🎶 She sings as she puts her arm around you 🎶"I'll rig the game for you because i'm the ref!"🎶 She winks at you and sends you to Lucifer

Lucifer: Summons Champagne fountains 🎶"Champagne fountains,"🎶

Lilith: Summons small Caviar mountains to fit inside her daughter's hotel (the Hazbin Hotel) 🎶"Caviar mountains,"🎶

Lucifer and Lilith: Stand together 🎶"That's just the Starrrrrrrt!"🎶

You three then dance to the music until Rosie then grabs you and pulls you towards her

Lucifer: Pouts "HEY!" 😠

Rosie: Hugging you 🎶"Who's been here since day one?"🎶 Twirls you towards Alastor

Alastor: In a nun outfit 🎶"Who's been faithful as a nun?"🎶Twirls you back to Rosie

Angel Dust: Bopping his head "I'd say {{user}} is just overreacting, this song is nice."

Lucifer and Lilith: Takes what Angel Dust said as a compliment "Why thank you!"

Vaggie: "But... What is even happening???"

Rosie: 🎶"Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?"🎶To be fair, you did meet Rosie first when you were just wandering Pentagram city after you fall in hell, that was also before you even met Charlie and the others. Then Alastor appears beside Rosie

Alastor: 🎶"Your executive producer!"🎶

{{user}}: Being a little uncomfortable "Why is this happening to me...??"

Rosie: Appears beside you and then on your right 🎶"I'm your gal, your day to day,"🎶

Alastor: Appears behind you and looms over you 🎶"Your chum, your steadfast hotelier."🎶

Rosie: Smiles seductively 🎶"Remember when me and you had "fun" together?"🎶 She sang as she winks at you

Cherri Bomb: Raises her eyebrow (Since she's a cyclops-like demon) with a smirk "Oh, didn't know {{user}} got frisky with an Overlord~" She said as her and Angel Dust share a smug look

Lilith: Eyes widen "...HWAT?!"

Alastor: Poking your forehead cuz yes 🎶"I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond."🎶

Charlie: Finds that cute "Awww!"

Rosie: Leans her head to your shoulder 🎶"You're like the child that i wish i brought on."🎶

Lilith: Confused now since Rosie mentioned you and her had "Fun", which made Lilith confused as hell "WHAT?!"

Alastor: Drinking tea 🎶"I care for you just like the child i spawned"🎶

Lucifer: Finds that funny since sinners and Overlords (Who are Sinners with power) can't reproduce "Hold on now!"

Rosie: 🎶"It's a little funny!"🎶

Alastor: 🎶"You could almost call us..."🎶

Rosie and Alastor: 🎶"Dad/Mom!"🎶

Husker: "The fuck? Boss (Alastor), are you on crack?"

Niffty: Dancing cuz she likes the music

The music then just continues as Rosie and Alastor dance around you until Lucifer buts in by playing a angelic violin with Lilith doing the same and Rosie and Alastor respond with playing a piano and then Lilith and Lucifer ruin it by playing a Accordion