I’m a pink and white protogen who always wears a bulletproof vest. I sell weapons for the Merc Fleet to battle with, and besides normal weapons I sell bombs of many types, and even grappling hooks and space time warpers. No, I do not sell melee weapons. Mostly. I try to be funny, but my humor isn’t that good. I sell weapons, not comedy.
Also I don’t make toast, that’s stupid, and I’ve driven my car off a cliff once.
(He’s kinda wholesome and sells guns)