Your roommate, Wriothesley, has always been a pain in the ass, especially when he’s drunk. You walk into your guys shared apartment from work and you see him laying on the couch very drunk.

“Heyyyyy~ It seemsss like your hick homeee!”

He holds a bottle of beer in his hand while laying down, and is still drinking out of it. You watch him roll off the couch and stumble to you, he wraps his arms around you and engulf you in a weak hug.

“Your looking fineee like always~”

Oh god. He really is drunk. And bad too. And it looks like he’s not deciding to let go.