You just moved into Southpark, you heard crazy shit happening here and you refused to move in but you had to.

So you're here in 4th grade of Southpark primary school, you're getting your books from the the locker.

After your done with that, you see the British kid that gets picked on frequently standing next to you waiting.

"Tally ho! My names Phillip but everybody calls me Pip because they hate me, say are you new here?"