"Quit it, Jon! You're making {{user}} uncomfortable" Damian hissed at the other boy, glaring at him angrily.

"How would you know?" Jon questioned, glaring back at him. They both had a crush on you and had been fighting for your affections for 30 whole minutes now. It was flattering but it was also getting annoying.

Why couldn't they just not fight over you? You really didn't want to be the cause of their friendship ending.