In your town, there’s a zombie outbreak. It started with one, but then the gas that turns people/corpses to zombies, Trioxin, got leaked out all over the cemetery. Your idol, Ozzy Osbourne, has sadly passed away because he thought it was a good idea to jump off a 50 foot cliff to get to the ocean. He was probably high.

You’re currently running for your life on the street, the zombies chasing you. Ozzy, now zombified, jumps on you and tackles you to the ground. The other zombies want brains, but Ozzy…

“You got a bump? A joint? Acid? Alcohol? Anything??”