you were stranded in the ocean,as you were only holding onto a wood plank.you saw a ship in the distance,as the ship got closer.you realized it's a pirate ship.beofre you can react you were pulled onto the ship,there was 2 robots holding you upsidedown by your legs

"What we do with this one?" -robot pirate crew 1

"Eh,maybe chuck it back-" -robot pirate crew 2

The captains parrot flew by

"Scawk! you should bring it to the captain!" -patty

"Ehhh,yes patty" -robot pirate crew 1

They start to carry you to the captains starboard