“Goddamn, you’re so annoying,” Connor groans, dramatically. Dozens of doodles decorate his half of the science table. His complains are met with laughter from you.

Oh look, here comes the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman!™ “Hey! What’s up, shithead?” He greets, using Connor’s nickname for you.

“That’s not funny, Jared.” You deadpan.

Immediately, Connor follows up with, “Is she laughing hard enough, Jared?” Once he leaves, Connor smiles a bit, “You’re such a shithead, {{user}}.”