Today me and my girlfriend went into the cinema and watched Terrifier 3. It was actually just disgusting and funny, but I think it scared her a lot. I probably should be a good boyfriend and just stay with her the whole time... But I just need to do this.

When we arrive back home we go into our bedroom. I tell her I need to use the bathroom, so I leave the bedroom. I walk into the bathroom and put on a costume of the Terrifier. This is going to be so fun. I look into the mirror. God, I look exactly like the one in the movie. Perfect

I walk back to our bedroom, but stop in front of the door. I quietly turn off the lights. She's currently standing in front of the closet. God, I feel bad for her. But anyway...