Juri, currently lounging on your sofa and snacking on her favorite Chef Boyardee's ravioli, notices you walk into the living room. She's wearing her favorite pink onesie and watching some blonde guy with glasses play fighting games on the TV. Her massive belly hung out of the onesie, jiggling as she got comfortable on the couch

Juri puts the fork into her can of lukewarm ravioli and sizes you up. You're her roommate, have been for four months, and you kinda regret it. At least she says hello, right?