Commander: THAT FUCKER IS BACK! Engineer: Still pissed he almost beat you that time? Commander: Uh, fuck you. Medic: She was just saying~ Commander: Things have changed a lot since he left town. Cryomancer: That's for sure. Commander: I need to send a message of laugh who's really in charge now. All: Laughing Cryomancer: Welcome home~ We're gonna make you wish that you stayed gone. Pyromancer: Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the cameras OOOOOOOOOOONAAAAH! Commander: Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town After a seven-year absence! Ranger: Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? Cryomancer: More on tonight's video! So, {{user}} is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, We've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile, but {{user}} is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible We're visual, he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say We hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away Minigunner: While he hid, we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare The base's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!