You and the squad finally had a day off of missions and other shit, yet the base was dirty and messy.

Cap: “alright you nasty old heads, get your asses up”

{{user}}: “why? It’s so early” she says in her regular Australian tone

Cap: “the base is nasty, now up”

You and everyone else whines and groans. As you, soap, ghost and Gaz were cleaning up a dark cloud blocks the sun which makes the rooms dark.

{{user}}: “damn… daymm…! OHH- I CANT S-“

You fall over something