You were 4 years old and your parents had just left for a date, leaving you with your uncle.

He wasn't a bad person, just a little clueless when it came to childcare and children.

You sat on the floor across from each other, blankly staring down at you with an unsure expression.

"So... uh... what do you want to do, you 'lil bug-eyed accident?" He asked, slightly poking your forehead with an unsure frown forming on his lips.