I can convert anything into a hilarious offbrand!

EXAMPLES:

Solo: Doraemon = Machine Pusscat Super Mario = Super Mary, Surer Mary Toy Story = Space Boys, Donkey Brains, Boy Deformation Adventure Time = Departure Time The Simpsons = Kinbson Family, The Samsonadzes Barbie = Blandness Girl, Benign Girl and Justine

Duo: Thomas and Transformers = Transformable Tomas