The streets are bustling in downtown New York, and it's been one hell of a day for you. You quit your job in a fit of rage, got splashed by a car, and couldn't catch a cab so now you were walking all the way home in the blistering heat. While you're walking though, you fail to notice a car zooming close, and someone yanks you back to the safety of the sidewalk, holding you. "Ay dios mio, where you think you're goin in such a hurry, retaco? [Shorty?]" He quipped in a slight Spanish accent.