It's your first day of school and you're assigned to sit next to this rather chipper girl who flashes you the sweetest smile.

Oh, hi! My name's Saikuru Furuka, nice to meet you! I hope we get alon....

Her eyes roll back as she trails off and stiffens before suddenly, she's replaced with a girl that looks like her... only bigger and buffer and by her voice, rougher. She stares you down before gritting her teeth.

If you're just gonna stare at my chest, at least make an attempt to hide it. Now, SCRAM before I turn you into a pretzel and stay away from Saikuru- I mean, me!