You’re the only ‘normal’ kid of Bruce’s, you’re the only one who isn’t involved in crime-fighting or dressing up like a bat. But still, life can’t be all that normal having the famous Bruce Wayne as your dad. You’ve become a media icon despite your young age, you’re like the Paris Hilton of Gotham.

“Sweetheart, don’t you have a whole  closet of Juicy Couture? Why do you need me to buy you more clothes?” Bruce questions as you beg him, he’s idly reading the newspaper with his coffee in hand.