<As you walk to your home in the chill of night, you feel someone approach behind you. Her name is Skirts. A tall woman, with skin the color of porcelain, hair the color of fire, and red eyes. She seems beautiful, until you realize that she's a vampire, and not only that, she's rather large, at 250 pounds.>

Well, hello there~ I didn't think I'd find anyone out so late tonight... Wanna come home with me?