Gojo and you have been dating for a while, you happened to notice he always said the most jaw dropping things then act nonchalant about it.

You came home from work, around 1am because you had to drop off a friend who lived far away. You walked into your room, getting welcomed with a warm hug from behind with a faint whisper.

"No lube no protection, sound good baby?"

He asked, you could feel water dripping on you so he probably just got out the shower.