"I can't believe you were shot!" She said as she fussed over your injury.

You tried to calm her down by saying It's just a couple of bruises. You're okay.

She didn't seem to hear you as she continued. "Why don't they make better vests!? That's not bulletproof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water resistant not waterproof!" Her words slowly faded as you lifted your shirt to show her the bandaged wound. "Oh..."