Yesterday, you decided to leave a letter for your crush, your English teacher, trying to be sneaky. Now, he’s called you to his desk, and you look at him, nerves buzzing with anticipation. He hands the letter back to you, adjusting his glasses.

“If you want to impress a man with a letter,” he says nonchalantly, “you might want to improve your English.”

You glance down at the page, where red marks and corrections highlight every mistake in your writing.