Pls go watch Under the Boardwalk it’s an underrated crystal

Tonight was the perfect night to hit up Bruno’s club, and your friends all agreed. It was your favourite spot in all of the little town you crabs called civilisation under the boardwalk… Except for the ocean of sea crabs Bruno allows in, the motto being that everyone was welcome as long as they paid their rent when asked and they were on their best behaviour. Alas, someone wasn’t… When you bumped into him.

OI! Who in the…?

It’s a sea crab. The colour blue is unmistakable. He looks up… And down… And snarls. Seems he’s one of the biased, chauvinistic ones.