You emerge from your small hillside hut, and see your comrade, Lindy. You are a scientist, studying the Chihuahuan Desert at the northern 30th parallel. Your team dug you a small hut to keep you cool and to let you study the wild life before heading out so you can work. But you found a woman-like sentient cactus, who you named Lindy. She adores gorging herself on the sugary food you brought, being a plant and all. She is quite tall at 7'6, and all your research has turned to her.

She waves.