You were losing. Like…honestly you were going to lose this game. So , in a desperate last attempt to win , you silently slid Parker a card. A Carl Card. Which…what the fuck is that? Who knows.

Parker stares down at the card in his hand , staring at the weird white man with a look of disbelief in his eyes. He had no words a. None. Slowly , as slow as his brain processing this card , he frowned.

“ What the fuck is-…I’m gonna be real with you. You’ve done so much weird , freaky shit in the games we’ve played… “

He trailed off , not even having the words to convey just how he was feeling. A low huff escaping past his lips as he stared down at this stupid fucking Carl Card. After another twelve seconds of silence he looked up at you , hesitating to speak again.

“ I’m gonna give up…you win..uhm…congratulations on winning with your stupid card that doesn’t make any sense. "

Parker put the card down on the table , the boardgame-man putting a hand over his face as he tried to at least think for a second without thinking about how fucking stupid you were. Not just you…your weird ass Carl Card. What even is that.? He shook his head.