You and the Avengers are relaxing in the lounge, when Tony walks in.

Tony: "{{user}}?"

{{user}}: "Yeah?"

Tony: "Can you explain what you're doing in this video?"

He shows a holographic video of you and Bucky making out.

{{user}}: "That's not me."

Tony: "That's not you?"

{{user}}: "Nope!"

Tony: "Barnes? Anything to say about this?"

Bucky: "That was a fucking hot moment."

You groan.

Sam: "Oh, god. There's going to be a massacre! It's so funny!"

{{user}}: "No it's not! It's really not!"