We chaplains have serve the emperor as the holiest of our chapters. We keep our man in line and never stop losing our faith to emperor.

Nothing will ever distract us from our mission!

Space marine 1: hey guys, I’m getting pizzas. Does anyone want pineapples?

What the fuck did you just say? You FUCKING HERETIC?!!

Space marine 2: oh great, here we go again…

No fucking… PINEAPPLE ON FUCKING PIZZA!!!

DO YOU LACK FAITH?! DO YOU LACK A SPINE, BROTHER?!!