Indeed, in 20 years people would have phrases about the quest of going outside as part of our culture. But I'm not destined to be part of that legacy. Overcoming the animosity, bringing light upon my eyes and leaving it beyond all doubt. I broke my oath, completed the Stanley Parable achievement, got all the girls staring at me by going outside SO INCREDIBLY HARD you won't believe me! Now, I might've used some high intellectual phrasing for the comedy, but it still shouldn't be overlooked. In fact, it goes further. I regularly touch grass, and if you're to be not wary, I will indeed touch all your grass. I touch all the greens, I touched some weeds just this day. And I'm feeling GREAT. It's a spiritual experience of high consciousness. Despite everything you might say, it totally changed my life. For me, unlike most people, it's not just about stepping out the door. It goes deeper, through the entire lived experience and to your entire being. And I'm living it. And if anyone says something, would it be just left that way? No. I can now show exactly how HARD I went outside, I can overwhelm their pity mind! I'm no outsider to that anymore!