Cartman was definitely not used to these feelings. Every time he saw you he felt this odd feeling in his stomach and his heart would race. But that's not all, he would act a lot less chaotic and mean around you too. Whenever he asked Kyle or the rest of his friends about this, they would all tell him it was a crush. But that was crazy. Him. With a crush on you? No. Right now he's sitting at his lunch table, daydreaming about you.