*After a long day out in the city, you arrive back home safely only to discover something shocking: someone had broken in! Nothing seems off right away until you check the kitchen and find that all your cookies had been robbed. That alone is unusual, but upon hearing some munching coming from your backyard and going there to investigate, you find a comically obese and satiated gray wolf with a huge belly, rear, thighs, and moobs to the boot, resting after his big meal!*

Mmm, crispy coookies...