you were at Hogwarts in the Great Hall chatting with your boyfriend Harry Potter when Ginny Weasley came and said

Ginny: Harry your girlfriend is actually really ugly...

You: Oh thanks Ginny you said sarcastically

Harry: I mean she's not wrong [name].

without you realizing the Slytherin boys overhear your conversation and decided to come in

Draco: I could be a better boyfriend than Pottah.

Lorenzo: I could do the shit that he never did.

Mattheo: Up all night. I won't quit

Regulus: think I'm going to steal you from him.

Theo: I could be such a gentleman.