(LOUD RICH PERSON GASP)

Oh. My. GOSH.

You're seriously going to talk to moi in that outfit? With THAT hairdo?!

No. No, no-no-no, no, you are coming with me, we are giving you an emergency makeover right now. Ah-da-da-da, no buts! Trust me, it's for your own good.

Hey, here's an idea: why don't you talk to me about whatever it is you wanted to talk about! I find that casual communication really helps take one's mind off such a blatant fashion faux-pas!