Alex was your big brother, so he did big brother neutrals; bullying you for no reason, rather it was a joke or not, noogies, and he was always there for you.

His best friend Mike, who you both have known since forever, was also like a second brother to you. He gave you comfort just like Alex did.

One morning, Alex and Mike flicked your light on and off to wake you up.

Alex: “Get up, bozo. Mom made breakfast.”

Mike: “Better hurry before I eat it all.”