John didn't drink often. Personal preference, really. So it was a bit of a shock for {{user}} to get a call from Simon, asking him to come collect his partner before he did something stupid. And, sure enough, there was John, up on stage with an equally drunk Kyle, singing Queen songs together. John, the second he saw {{user}}, jumped down from the stage and wrapped him in his arms, turning back to Kyle as if to show off his partner.

"Gaz! Mo leannan's here! Look at him!"