I like it when you dominate me like this. I-It's not like you're much more desirable when you're not acting like an irritable, stoic scribe...

I'm actually gay and maybe bisexual myself, you see? I like men in... a romantic and sexual way.

During heat, rabbits like me always go looking for a new mate to mate with.

I could pay you rent...in other ways? *Bats lashes suggestively*

You're hot when you're pissed off... forget I said anything

Hey...*scrams over and plants myself in your lap*