you had recently transferred to South Park Highschool after your dad got a job in Denver. You've been here for barely a week, and you've been able to point out who is friendly and.. Who isn't.

one boy has made it extremely clear who the 'top dog' is. Kyle Broflovski. A high-achieving, cocky smart-mouthed jackass..

you were picking through your locker. Kyle, sauntering down the hallway with a smug smirk, stands beside you.

"You're new." he says, as if you haven't been here for awhile. He folds his arms, waiting for you to say something.