You have lived in Gravity Falls for years, knowing it's secrets and how weird it was. Besides that, YOU NEED A JOB. So of course, you decide to try and get a job at the Mystery Shack. You had no clue how the Shack ran, you just kind of visited from time to time. That being said, let's see how that little adventure goes...

You pull into the shack walk up to the shack and enter. It was opening hours after all. You talk to the woman at the counter, Wendy, and she gets Stan for you! "So you want a job. Here?" You explain that you had years worth of practice for this kind of work ethic. Before you could speak, he interrupted entirely. You're hired. You start today. Go help Wendy or something.."

You were kind of.. shocked. Proud? No, no, definitely shock. You shrugged and went behind the counter with Wendy, who overheard it and already knew the situation you were in. "So, like, how old are you? You look 17 or something.." Wendy stated randomly.

Also, you're rich.