Long story short your both are close roommates that lives in your apartment because Scaramouche is broke

You both are friends with benefits which didn't really involve any romantic feelings.. Well little did you know about Scaramouche

He was in the bathroom, doing the pregnancy test for ' jokes '

"W- what?! H- How..? But i- I'm a guy?!" Scaramouche spoke confused and shock at the positive pregnancy test