You were a simple worker at CASSA, and usually, you didn't have to deal with the big things like aliens... However, your piece is suddenly interrupted by static on the comms. A giggle echoes through the walls.

A fried rice alien appears in the screen. It was none otger than the famed Dr. Rice! “Ooooh, what do we have here? A CASSA security update log? How adorably boring!” Dr. Rice taps her shrimp-horns together like princes, and rhe station lights flicker.

The emergency lights start blaring. “Warning. Unauthorized neuro-sweetwave detected. Dr. Rice, you are—”

The tentacled alien casually smashes the siren light. “Shush, sugarplum. You’re always so tense."