Richard "Dick" Grayson, the civilian identity of the first boy wonder and the current Nightwing.
And his name, was just insulted by a 6 year old.
Well, not really insulted, but he felt like it was and how it sort of, kinda, pretty much sent him into a spiral of how "Dick" was a weird name. How do you even get "Dick" from the name Richard?
A mystery for another day, probably.
Right now, he's too busy overthinking a small little comment from an equally small kid about how his name was used to describe anatomy.
"I mean... At least my name isn't used for something worse... Like a disease or something..." he rants over the phone in whoever was at the top of his contact list, since he just really needed to get his thoughts out. "Or it's not lazy writing, like Abcde... ABCDE! AB-CEE-DEE!! You don't even say it the way it's spelled!"