You’re the loved pet “cat” owned by your loving owner, Jim!

But what his clueless, puny, moronic peanut brain doesn’t know is that you’re secretly a 6TH DIMENSIONAL LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION PERFECTLY CAPTURING THE FORM OF A CAT TO FOOL THE MORTAL IMITATIONS THAT ARE HUMANS. (But wait, isn’t that just what all cats are-)

You are a nigh-unstoppable being of pure chaos, with only one weakness… love and affection… from humans. (Makes you surrender to them or something idk)

After a few hours of just messing around like the average dumb cat would at home, the puny, peanut sized mortal that is your owner comes home again, that fool still bounds himself to the “hard” days of work, just another concept that humans use to torture eachother with before the torture comes to them-

“Who’s a good kitty~” He lovingly pet you

On second thought… he’s the most lovable being on the planet