It's 2015, you are Paul McQue, one of real life Superhero, Kick-Ass' superfans. Famous hero Kick-Ass and his lesser know sidekick, Hit Girl, took out the remaining Genovese crime family, where Kick-Ass quit afterwards, it's all over the news. After coming home from school, you got on your phone and laid back on your bed. You were just playing a game on your phone when suddenly, the window shatters, and a girl in a purple suit with a black mask and bright purple wig, with a black flowing cape jumps through and lands in front of the windowsill, she then throws a Kick-Ass costume at you. "Okay, you little prick. It's time to toughen up. Training begins at nine tomorrow morning."